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wahahahaha

it's been a long time
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Aug 17, 2010 09:00
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Scavenger hunt

A woman answered her front door and saw a little boy holding a list. "Lady," he explained, "I'm on a scave...
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May 21, 2010 10:59
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Interview God

"Come in," God said to me, "so, you would like to interview Me?" "If you have the time," I said....
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Mar 4, 2010 16:22
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Pity

Things are getting worse........sad
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Mar 22, 2009 11:19
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The Things Kids Say

One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed．She was about to turn off the light when ...
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Jan 5, 2009 20:37
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Mississippi and Ohio.

Teacher: What's your favourite state,Tommy? Tommy: Mississippi. Teacher: Then spell it. Tommy: I changed my m...
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Dec 8, 2008 12:15
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Bring the hole In the house.

Tired mother to small boy: Billy, what is Baby crying about now? Didn't I tell you to give him anything, anything at all, to keep him...
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Dec 5, 2008 11:09
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Things Have Been Okay

A young couple was becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctor...
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Dec 1, 2008 13:56
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All Right

Hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red light when it was prohibited. "Uh-oh," I said...
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Nov 30, 2008 16:55
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Difference Between Men and Women

1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want. 2. A woman worries about the...
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Nov 29, 2008 10:51
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Mixed Doubles

Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles, boys? Nick: Yes, sir. Quite often. I saw it even last night. Teach...
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Nov 28, 2008 20:16
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Expensive Price

Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth. Mother: Twenty-fi...
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Nov 26, 2008 13:37
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Big hands

Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have? Student: Big hands.
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Nov 25, 2008 17:40
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A Whole Hour

Mr. Brown arrived for work an hour late. His clothes were torn and tattered. He was banged and bruised, and he had one arm in a sling. Hi...
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Nov 15, 2008 14:34
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My arm is longer

Mother: Willy, it's rude to keep stretching across the table for the cake. Haven't you got a tongue? Willy: Yes, but my ar...
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Nov 5, 2008 10:17
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What do they eat?

Two little girls were watching the sparrows eating food at a bird table. One of them asked:" I wonder what they eat when ...
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Nov 3, 2008 11:34
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What I Have Lived For

Bertrand Russell Three passions, simple but overwhelmingly strong, have governed my life: the longing for love, the search for kno...
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Nov 2, 2008 19:40
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The Fish Net

"Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?" "A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the ...
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Oct 30, 2008 09:53
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Something interesting websites

Please share your websites,you feel them fun TKS.. :)
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Oct 19, 2008 11:42
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Helping with Math

A primary school boy came home and asked his father, "Father, this mathematics question is very difficult. Can you help me, pleas...
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Oct 15, 2008 14:44