時は金なり　Time is money.

At the language school, I always said controversial things. I couldn't waste time unlike other morons, so I forced myself to use as many words and expressions as I could.

Teacher: Has Japan introduced democratic system since WW2 ?
Tomo: The Japanese govern system isn't real democratic system, because most Japanese youth don't even vote. They don't have any interest in politics. They always think that someone will do something difficult instead of them. Democratic system isn't suitable for Japanese people. They need a strong and intelligent dictator who can do everything instead of stupid citizens.
Teacher: Do you prefer another system to democratic system?
Tomo: Even stupid people can join politics. This is a critical faults of democratic system.

Teacher: Do you like other people's boastful talk?
Tomo: No indeed.
Teacher: Why you don't like it?
Tomo: I like to boast myself but I don't like people who boasting.
Teacher: ...Oh my...you are very honest...

Teacher: When do you feel happy?
Tomo: Japanese people don't know the meaning of happyness. I am one of them.

Teacher: We are offspring of criminals.
Tomo: It does not matter, we Japanese people are poor slaves of capitalism. I would rather choose a criminal than become a slave.
Teacher: ...T...thank you sir !

Teacher: My ex-girl friend was Japanese.
Tomo: ...How many times did you have sex with her every week?
Teacher: Hahaha, this is a very individual question, I can't tell you.

Teacher: How do you encourage depressed people.
Tomo: I will recommend him to go to the middle of Blue Mountain with out anything.
Teacher: ...Well...good idea...

Teacher: why did you think that you should study English?
Tomo: To boast myself to other Japanese people who can't speak English at an airport.
Teacher: ...Your motivation is in the dark side...
Tomo: Motivation doesn't matter, if I can master it or not is matter.

Teacher: Which country do you dislike? I don't like America, the former president Bush was horrible...
Tomo: If the American army hadn't killed the dictator, he might has kept killing many people cruelly. The American army made many mistakes, but what is your second option? People who only criticize America are a little irresponsible. On top of that Bush was a pro-Japan politician, so the Japanese government sould have more supported him.

...I had to get attention from teachers. The funnier things I said, the more opportunities to speak English I got. Teachers must have been fed up with boring answers from students. Soon I became an odd Japanese student among teachers and a strange Japanese student among other Japanese students.

I might have been a very arritating student, but this is a real communication isn't it?